Last night Worf was doing his usual "recon" of the living room, which
includes checking things out from the underside.  All of a sudden, he
bounded out from under my Mom's foot stool dooking out LOUD and pouncing up
& down.  As he made another dive I could see that he was attacking this
Big-Ole-Ugly-Black-Widow- Looking-SPIDER!!  I Shrieked at him and bounced
off the couch, afraid that he would get bitten ( it was Sunday night & It
would be HELL trying to find my vet).  Then he got a good grip on it with
his mouth, and really went crazy; flopping and dooking in a really high
pitched voice.  I was half hysterical, and grabbed him up to get the spider
away, I didn't care if I got bit (by either Worf OR the spider).... My baby
was in trouble!!  As I grabbed the spider away from him, Worf went totally
still and just stared at me.  I just knew he was dying!!  That is, until I
realized that the Big-ole-ugly-black-widow-looking- spider was PLASTIC!!  It
was one of those Halloween jobbies that come with the stretchy "web", but
looks REAL.  Of course Worf just thought I was out to ruin his fun, or that
I was nuts.  What can I say??
 
Amy, Katie & Worf
"Here's Dookin' at you Kit!"
[Posted in FML issue 1834]