Has anyone out there heard that a major California sports auto supply
company will be marketing steering wheel covers made out of ferret pelts
once ferrets are legalized there?  Could it be that the large commercial
mink and ferret breeding companies have entrepreneurialized utilization of
all those bred-out jills that they kill each year?  Please, somebody, tell
me this isn't true.
 
Come to remember that Rush Limbaugh pushes some kind of mitt (is it made
from mink fur pelts?) that is touted as the "Rush Relaxer Mitt."
 
                                              Dittohead EL
 
Edward Frettchenvergnuegen Lipinski,
der Frettchen Meister von Mercer Inselreich,
Der Staat Washingon,
Die Vereinigten Staaten von Nordamerika
[Posted in FML issue 1818]