The 6 of us came up with some ideas.  Forgive us if they are the same as
some previously posted because we have not read all our messages lately.
 
"Poopie happens."
 
"My other car is a ferret cage."
 
"I brake for raisins."
 
"Ferrets are people, too."
 
"Mustelade/Putoris in 2000" (presidential campaign slogan)
 
"Ferrets only own smart people!"
 
"My ferret is cuter than your honor roll student."
 
"Fuzzies of the World, Unite!"
 
"Proud Business Owner"
 
Hope you enjoyed these.
 
- William
 
  Typing for:
  Molly    - the other human
  Mya      - Cutest Ferret Nominee
  Arvind   - Brattiest Ferret Nominee
  Princess - sits on her royal behind alot
  Spirit   - the little Marxist ferret
[Posted in FML issue 1856]