I need some help.  What kind of names do you call your ferrets?  I don't
mean their personal names, like BooBoo, etc., I mean what other words do you
use for ferret?  I know some of them: carpet shark, fuzz bean, fuzzy
butthead, etc.  Please e-mail me with other terms you use; I wouldn't want
to clog up the FML.  I need this for a comedy bit I want to write, so please
send these to me quickly.  Thanks for your help.
 
Melanee Ellis
 
[Moderator's note: Ask for FERRET NICKNAME from the server... it's a list
Bob Church compiled last year and it's quite funny!  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 1834]