>So, does anyone out there know how to reset a ferret alarm clock for
>standard time?
 
You have to open them up and reset the chip.  First press reset with a
pencil point and then poke them in the rump once for each hour.  Look in
their eyes for AM or PM.  You wouldn't want to be woke up at 7PM::)
 
PS To set the minutes you rub the tummies in a clockwise fashion for forward
and counterclockwise for backward.
 
Tom the pharmacist
who's spending too much time at the computer.
The truth is out there!
Trust no one.
What are you rebelling about?
What'cha got?
 
Nolo Illegitimus Carborundi!
'A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man.  In order
to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and
submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a
streetwalker.'-- H.  L.  Mencken.
[Posted in FML issue 1743]