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Subject:
A Flatulent Female Ferret
From:
Edward Lipinski <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Fri, 17 Jan 1997 05:50:58 EST
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Hey Tim Kwasny, the Arkansan Kid,
 
How about the ferret in the little red wagon on the cover of the '97 Ferret
calendar . . . you suggested that was ELVIS come back.  Wellllllll, maybe,
but your know what's really happening there?  Notice that cute little albino
jill with the red ribbon in her hair, w e l l l, she's got to be upwind of
him, because the direction that wagon is moving would put the aroma of last
night's garlic pizza and beer she ate right past his nose.
 
That's why his face is screwed up and his mouth contorted.  I know, because
my girlfriend eats garlic pizza and beer and .  .  .  wheew :-((
 
Edward Frettchenvergnuegen Lipinski,
[Posted in FML issue 1818]

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