Guess it's because I just found a pungent funny surprise, and found out that
a friend of an elderly relative has some liver problems which may be
cyanobacter related (BTW, if there IS a product with this name below or
something close to it I don't know about it and did not mean to refer to it,
and if someone IS selling ferret turd mold -- PEEEEWWW!):
 
Jack's ferret laid waste which grew mold
Which sold well with label:  "Herb Gold".
It sold like pond scum
And kept Jack in rum,
His elixir from those whom he rolled.
 
 
Staff increases for Fish and Game
And more cash was their devious aim
When they said ferrets tip,
and may even nip
They crossed fingers and toes for the claim.
 
 
Sometimes when you're lacking in sleep
So badly you just want to weep
A ferret may kiss
And the kiss, it may miss,
So laughter will be what you reap.
 
Sukie
[Posted in FML issue 1850]