Hi again,
The best ferret toy ever is a cardboard box stuffed with things that go
"scrunch" (plastic bags, scrunched up paper, whatever). Place ferrets in
box, close. If nothing happens, shake! Our box has holes in it so they can
squirt out when they're sick of it...
To induce a wardance in a petululant ferret, try putting a little
ferretone/linatone on the back of his neck, and then letting the rest of
the business at 'em!
Gwen
[Posted in FML issue 1666]