You know your ferret is spoiled when...
* you buy Deer Park water for her
* you let her sleep in your shirt even though this will cause an asthma
attack
* you let her out of the cage so she can run down the hall and poop on the
rug exactly where she wants to
* you use up seven rolls of film during the holidays, and most of the
pictures are of ferrets
Sadly, Jerry is so spoiled because she is dying of kidney failure.
Clare Sebok
[Posted in FML issue 1820]