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Date: | Fri, 2 Aug 1996 11:08:55 EST |
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The championship team of Ralphie, Harry, Prince Charming and Merlin would
like to compete in the Ferret Triathalon. They have been training for a
long time for this grueling event, which consists of the following:
- 15 minutes of Graeco-Roman wrestling; no holds barred, dragging your
opponent under the couch not allowed
*followed by*
- 15 minutes of free-form tube races, up and down, in and out, two at a time
time, frontwards and backwards, meet in the middle, wag tail and back out
*followed by*
- the two-meter backwards running race (backing into corners cause for
automatic disqualification)
All 4 contestants will signal the close of the event by assuming the classic
speed bump position.
This unbeatable team is well-known for their stamina, speed, bounce and
silliness. Next winter, they will enter the ferret bobsled competition.
[Posted in FML issue 1650]
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