Hi, dis here is Rosie and Maxie, well...
We gots mail from our gerlfriends Kodo and Podo...
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"Dear Rosie and Maxie,
We's are very sorry to hear about the weddin thingy not happening... we
offer you our favorite stuffed bear to lay on and hug withs.  His name is
Bearsy and me and Podo always lay and snuggle with him when wes not feeling
well.  We send lots of hugs to you both...
 
We always knew men were like that... boys..  cant twust them, cause they
bweak hearts... thats why wes a family together..  me and Podo... gurl
fewwets know thinsg taht only odder gurls know.  Wes here if yalls need to
talk or anything.
 
              Kodo & Podo
Bwightest Bwessings"
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Kodo and Podo, we too are very sorry about dis here whole mess...sank you
for dat stuffed bear...we is feeling better dough about tings...today, well,
Maxie was locked in the laundry room for 4 hours axeidentistally...and when
Ma and Da found her, well, she smelled like ferret food!!!  She had climbed
into the big 25 pound bag of 8in1 food and had herself a picknick...woah,
she slept all day after that...dreamin' abouts eating all dat food dat
should could ever dream of...she told the rest of us girls about its...but
we don't believe her dat dere could ever be so much foods in one place...all
we ever see is a dish-full...
 
So's, Kodo and Podo's, well, Rosie (dat's me) well, I was fighting with
Sammi a little while ago...and we was wrestlin' somethin' aweful, and Ma
told us to knock it off!  You sees, I am jealoos because she now has Smudge
and well, I am heartbroken and stuffs...I'm mad!
 
But, another positive ting to dis here story is coming up in my next post to
the FML!  So check wit dat for more details!
 
Anyways, it sure is good to nose dat we has good friends like you's twos and
stuffs...to talk to whenever we is feeling down and out and stuffs....cause
us fuzzies is usually always happy  =)
and hopping around like popcorn!
 
We hopes dat all you fuzzies out dere in FML land likes our Adventure
series...our Da been helpin' us write it you knows...we told him the whole
story once we got back from the forest...and he types it all out on the
pooter...We really love him you knows!  We loves our Ma too...she always
picks us up and gives us kisses and hugs all the time!  She reads the FML
every single night to learn more stuffs about how to be a good Ma to us!  We
luvs her so much!  =)
 
Sincerely,
 
Rosie and Maxie
 
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(oo)(oo)
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[Posted in FML issue 1654]