Okay these are NOT great, but what the heck. If I can do it, so can others.
Bumper sticker: Mind Your Own Business
Jan had a big jill named Slurp
Whose belly would constantly burp.
She'd find fugitive snacks
To round-up with two smacks,
So captured more waywards than Earp!
Sukie
[Posted in FML issue 1850]