>"Well, actually these are for my ferrets. I don't have any children."
 
No, no, no.  You *have* children.  They just happen to be a little smaller
than most, and a little, well, fuzzier, but, man are they smart, I mean they
were walking and running and jumping at 6 weeks, and they can open drawers,
climb things, and they're already litt...er, ah, *potty* trained, and...
 
You'll find that in time, your parents will grow accustomed to getting
pictures of your kids, to put on the mantle next to your siblings' kids (of
course, in your heart you know that yours are the cutest, if not the most
well-behaved)...
 
:-) Ed, Kim, and our children: Goose, Anastasia, and Maggie the Lab
 
edman
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[Posted in FML issue 1712]