Hi dere dis is Rosie, Maxine, Sammi, and Miss Wigglies...
 
We was wonderin' some stuffs...first, what in the heck is that vinegar-smell
in the corners of the rooms?  Now we can't go poops anywheres anymores...aw
shucks...like today when Sammi was lookin' at Da with that funny face and Da
wondered why...den she walked away and Da saw dat poop...
 
Can Paw-paw come out to play???
 
Well, dose mouses dat can't hold dere ferretone, Tater and Odie, sounds
rissrusting and stuffs...
 
Wells, Sammi is close to making a decision about her groom...we tinks dat it
is gonna be Smudge...cause Conan said he gots another girl fewwet on the
Eastern coastline dat would marry wit him...
 
What do you tinks about dat Smudge???
 
Tater and Odie, do you have room for us 4 girls on your Carrotball Team?  We
is strong and fast you knows...
 
We still have to read a whole lot of our old mails, so don't sinks dat we
done forgotten about you fuzzies out dere...
 
Can Paw-paw come out to play?
 
Well, we gotta go now...stuff and tings to does...
 
Loves and dooks!!!
 
Sammi, Wiggles, Rosie, and Maxie
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1652]