Dooks to all Fellow ferrets!  Special Agent Raiden here.
 
Well it seems as though Enemy Defence Cat "Crimson" is getting smarter......
 
I was on a secret mission to explore the vast area on the top of a new
freezer without any humans or felines getting in the way.  The reason for
this particular mission are the uses for the freezer.  I could stack
bagfulls upon bagfulls of raisins, shoes and the like in there (including a
particular fur-bound person that continues to get in the way from time to
time).  Because this freezer is in the Living Room M.H.H.(main human
hangout), I have to scale up one of the chairs and jump from the top without
anyone knowing in order to be successfull.  Just as I am psyching myself out
to jump without falling (of what seems to a ferret)about 50 feet, a
particular human (mom) gets in the way of my mission every time by saying
"NO!" really loud and picking me up just to put me back down, go figure!
 
She was out of the room for a minute, so I made my move.  Successfully
scaling up the chair in a matter of a few seconds, a talent I am personally
proud of considering all the ferret stars I received in my training as a
Special Agent, I was ready to jump, 1 - and a 2 - and a 3..... when out of
the corner of my eye I spotted a certain fuzz brain with whiskers comming
around the corner in the hallway and bolting straight for me on top of the
chair.  With one paw on the freezer, I turned my head, and BANG!  He
clutched me between his paws and with full force we flew to the ground!
Then there was nothing to do but wrestle......
 
"Why do you do that?!"  I yelled squeeling under his powerfull paws.
"Cause, I'm the Enemy Defence Cat.  I'm hired to keep the peace around here,
and I'm not gonna let some short hairy guy with a ponch like you take
control of this place without a fight" he yelled back, growling cause I had
his face in my jaws.
 
         "HEY! WHO SAYS I GOT A PONCH!!!!!"
 
So I never did get into that freezer, but I will not give up.  I'll get into
that freezer even if it kills me, I may have to dig further into my secret
ferret repetoir, but it WILL happen.  He thinks he's tough, but what he
doesn't know is I have HIS favourite play toy in MY hiding place........(big
sneaky grin.....)
 
Till next time,
 
Special Agent Raiden :)
[Posted in FML issue 1658]