OK, you want an OBSCURE ferret reference?
Apologies to those not acquainted with the source material...
Monty Python and the Holy Grail Scene 21 Revisited
HORSES: [clop clop clop] [whinny whinny]
GALAHAD: They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot.
Dis-mount!
TIM: Behold the cave of Califbanaweaselornia!
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
GALAHAD: What with?
ARTHUR: W-- just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late! [dramatic chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the ferret?
TIM: It is the ferret!
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary ferret.
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered mustelid you ever
set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that ferret's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a
killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat mate!
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One ferret stew comin' right up!
TIM: Look! [squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh! [dramatic chord] [clunk]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I done it again!
TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all,
didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little weasel, isn't it? Well,
it's always the same. I always tell them--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
I'll never be able to watch this movie again quite the same way...
[Posted in FML issue 1743]
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