Hi Folks!
 
Wow!  Us and our Paw Paw has been tryin' real hard to catch up on all the
mails we has done got in the past few weeks.  We done typed until our paws
was sore; Paw Paw done putted on his Goofy hat and typed until his fingers
done turned to jelly.  We all thunked that we was doin' pretty good until we
checked the mails that had come in from our webpage thingy.  That's when Paw
Paw be done got beside hisself!  He done kept dancin' around on his one good
laig and tryin' to type letters on two pooters.  He finally fell on the
floor and commenced to floopin' and to droolin'.  Mee Maw and us were able
to revive him with a big ol' plate of BBQ.  He's resting quietly in our bed
right now.  We are sure that he will make a full recovery.
 
Anyway, we just wanted to let folks know that we sure do appreciate all the
nice mails that folks send to us.  We likes all the neat stuff that the
snailman keeps bringin' too.  We thanks you from the bottom of our puddin'
hearts for being so nice to us.  There just ain't no way that we can write
back to all the nice folks who has done tooken the time to write to us.  We
do read all the nice letters, and we reads the FML every morning.  We'll
keep on writing to the Ferret Mail and hope that folks will understand that
it's all we can manage on some days.
 
We hope that folks will do what they can to help FANG and Kelleen out.
She's a very special lady who has done lots of good things for ferrets and
other critters.  We just hopes that her and her babies get well real soon.
 
We'll try to answer letters whenever we can.  Sometimes there just ain't
enough hours in a day to take care of all the important stuff.
 
Loves, hugs and dooks,
 
Tater and Odie
 
Tater: "Is he breathing yet?"
Odie: "It's hard to tell. Mee Maw keeps gettin' in the way."
Inigo Montoya: "Whoops, wrong house!  Maybe you should put in a call to
Miracle Max?"
[Posted in FML issue 1699]