Hi everyone...Rascal reporting in as usual.
 
Boy! I sure got in a whole bunch of trouble last night cause I deleted an
hour's worth of thinking and writing. I promiced Mama that I would help her
remember just what it was that we wrote...so let's see just how good I am,
ok?
 
First and most important...to Rosie and Maxie
Remember that yogurt drink stuff.  Well we found the greatest one for the
wedding toast drink.  Mama found some peach flavored yogurt ice cream
stuff.... (Healthy Choice makes it)....by the time she added the rest of the
stuff and mixed it all up...it was the purtiest `Rosie' color you ever saw!
Then, I think you should serve it in plastic champagne glasses cause you
already know we are too good at breaking real glass!  And a few weeks ago
mama went to a yard sale and got a whole box of those little bitty umberella
things.  She said they were for specialty drinks.  She was going to send
them to her swister for some sort of craft project but we knew they might
come in handy so I took the whole box!  It's up in the safe in the hidey
hole under the front corner of the giant bed upstairs.  Remember, mama can't
get to it cause she can't climb stairs and can't bend.  That should keep the
sprays off of you guys from those `Gate' crashing Skunks!  But then
wait.....why don't you use our big brother...Lobo (the Guard Wolf).  He
hates Gate crashers!  And them skunks look a lot like them kitty things and
he hates kitties too.  He loved Tashe but since he's waiting at the Rainbow
bridge now, there's no other kitty good enough to get into our yard!
 
And Brandy is still waiting for you to let her know if she can be one of
your flower girls.  Dad was crabby to Mama a few days ago and on his way
home from work he brought her the purtiest flowers.  Brandy, waiting until
they weren't paying attention like a good girl should, promptly climbed
Mom's bed and climbed up on the sink...and swift as the wind....shredded one
of the flowers.  Wow!  It looked so neat falling on the floor right on my
little head.  It was snowing yellow petals!  haha...opp's I forgot to
mention....Mama started screaming....OHNO!  BAD FERRET!  and promptly tossed
us both back in our cage again.  Who is ...OHNO!  BADFERRET anyways?
 
And I still would like to be one of the ushers cause I'm good at greeting
visitors. I give kisses to everyone!
 
PawPaw...I know you pulled Tater and Odie from the olympics but wait.,...
we've been practicing!  Remember the Candian Moose drop tossing team?  Well,
you know we have all the Moose droppings we can get around our house too.
We just had to remember to let the sun dry them completely first or else
they were awfully messy...whew!  Anyways...we are getting so good that we
can represent the USA and win a GOLD medal!  If you don't let Tater and Odie
play in the games...how will they win the gold to go with the Carrot wings
for their brides?
 
And to Tater....I sure could use a few Teleporting lessons. Then I can get
out of my cage at will.
 
Dayna and Kelleen...mama is putting together a special box for both of you.
Wait til you see it, providing we can keep Brandy out of the box!
 
Steve something that was asking if his ferrets can reach the screens on his
open windows?  Well, I being an artist...can fly through the air with the
greatest of ease.  I fly from the upstairs bed to mama's shoulder all the
time.  I wonder why she always screams when I do that?  You would think by
now, she would be happy to see me!  Then I fly from mama's bed to the TV all
the time so why wouldn't I be able to fly to a window screen?  Never
underestimate my cousins.  They probably are as clever as the rest of us!
If you think we might be able to do something...then believe it...cause we
can!
 
Tears were flowing for all the babies that went to the Rainbow bridge in the
last week. The little song and poem that was written last week was great. We
just don't remember who sent it cause that's part of what I errased for mama
yesterday.
 
And to our favorite BIG.......I didn't talk too long, did I?
 
Cheers, chuckles and a howl from the crew.....
Rascal.....now chief in charge and the biggest kissy face lover boy ever!
Brandy...still practicing her petal tossing
Lobo...searching for those Skunks
and their mama too!
[Posted in FML issue 1646]