1 The Turkey baster (with the rubber squeeze bulb)
2 Innumerable soda cans
3 1/2 prs of Nikes and Reeboks
4 Three packages of gummi lifesavers and the better part of a giant tub
   of red licorice.
5 Walking through the halls late at night with the lights off.
6 A bag full of sterling silver beads ('bout 6 pounds worth!!!)
7 Several pounds of carrots
8 My favorite hair brush
9 Twenty pounds of ferret kibble
        And
10 The TV Remote
 
(it's amazing what you can find in the nest/under the bed/beneath the
TV/below the setee: At least its 'everything in its own special place'
according to ferret logic, making retrieval of lost things a bit easier...)
[Posted in FML issue 1632]