OK, ever since I heard Foggy's name, this song has been percolating up
through my brain, so I'm going to inflict it on everyone else as well--
apologies to Gershwin (on second thought, no apologies-- I'd hope he'd'v
liked ferrets)
 
A Foggy Ferret
 
A Foggy ferret
in some unknown California town
Had us low and he had us down
We viewed each FML with alarm
We thought of Dayna with a prayer or a charm
How long we wondered
Could that ferret last
But the age of miracles
Hadn't passed
For suddenly we heard he was playing in the air
And that Foggy ferret guy
Had us smiling
Everywhere
 
  Gershwin...  a song for every occasion  :-)
 
Regina
[Posted in FML issue 1578]