***************************** URGENT FLO ORDERS ****************************
 
*** ALPHA GENERAL ROWDY HERE,
 
URGENT orders from FLO headquarters.  Priority 1 RED :  All FLO
operatives are to aquire the below items at ALL costs!!!!
 
** POP TARTS **
 
or very similar item
 
** TOASTETTES **
 
These are a food item and will most likely be located in kitchen area.
These items direly needed at this headquarters.  My battallion is suffering
withdrawel symptoms as of our introduction to this food item 2 days ago!!
PLEASE do not sample said food item before shipping it out to this
headquarters or you too will become addicted and suffer withdrawel symptoms
as this battallion is.  This is not pleasant!  Again DO NOT SAMPLE!!!!!!!
Please send all such items to this headquarters to get these troops thru
until cure can be found.  THANK YOU and pray to the Ferret God and his
Guardian Angel Ferrets to be with us in this most trying time of need.  Must
sign off now, I feel the shakes starting yet again, have distinct urge to
search for TOASTETTES.  ACK!!  Losing control!  Send help!  MEDIC!!!!!
 
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*      Kelleen & the INSANE Animal House              *
*      President and Founder of F.A.N.G.              *
*      (Ferret Association of Neverending Glee)       *
*      405 S. Orchard   Boise, Idaho  83705           *
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*   I'll take a good animal over a good mate anyday!  *
*   All they want is lots of love and great chow.     *
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*         Idiocy is our only option!                  *
*     Dustin Hoffman from movie Outbreak              *
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[Posted in FML issue 1515]