Hey dair!! Dis is Tiger Da Terwible Tunder Fairwit!!!    :)
 
Anyone needin a chat place on dat spider web tingly try dis here one at:
 
http://erau.db.erau.edu/~erikssol/fcs/chat.html
 
Dat's where Tiger an Cupcake, de adorable, first met!  It's lots of fun but
need more chatter boxes like tiger an Cupcake!!  So come play on da puter
wit us anytime!!
 
Also, tiger don't gets da puter very often so just a few quick lines fore Ma
gets back.  You know dat tail waggin ting dat you guys wus talkin bout a
while back?  Well, tiger saw Winston do dat wit his tail, too!!  It was real
strange!  Don't know if he was cited or noyed or what!  But it sure was
plain to see.  No doubt.
 
An tiger once knew a fert named Mimi, dat hids under da couch when Ma
vaccumed and den would grab da vaccum by dat rubber bumper ting and not turn
loose.  As she was wedged under da couch she had a real good grip!  Ma would
have ta turn off the vacum and get it loose from Mimi.  Mimi was a fearless
albino jill!
 
Smudge has turned a very dark sable.  He was a butterscotch but not anymore!
He is mostly black now.  An Ma would be mad if she knew tiger told you dis,
but Ma sings to ferts, too!!  She sings "Smudgie Wudgie Doodle All Day" to
Smudge, you know, to dat "Polly Wolly Dooldle" song.  An to Flavio, she
sings "Flavio, Flavio, where you gonna goio?  X2 You goin down da road to
see a little girlio." Dat's to dat REAL old song by some ol geezer called
Hank Williams, Sr.  Anna Marie gets tortured to "Anna, Anna, bobanna, me, my
momanna..." well you get da picture.  Me an Tanner is safe so far but not
for long, I fear!!
 
Oy, Vay!  She's back!    Gots to run!!     Later,  Tiger         8:)
[Posted in FML issue 1688]