Hello you fuzzy-wuzzy cwitters...dis is Rosie and Maxie and we's back from
our bacation...guess what...we'd likes to interduce our brand new sifters:
Miss Wiggles and Samantha...from now on it's da 4 of us here fewwets here
you see...
 
Well, we done been readin' tru all dat FML mails again...we gots a lots of
catchin' up to do's...first of alls...Gunnar and Spike is gonna do some of
dat bouncin' stuffs at the weddin', which is a good ting you knows, cause we
needs some more fuzzies to get the whole shambang goin' wit a bunch of wild
dancin'!
 
Cousin Abbey gonna be dat raisin monitor...to make sures dat every wittle
fewwet gets his or hers fair shares of dat stash...no coffinscating
neither...and don't worry we is gettin' lots of bewtee seep too...up in da
bed where Ma and Da seeps too!
 
Tater and Odie, we didn' get pulled over by the Ferret Fuzz at all, in fax,
we done played wit some nice peoples at a rest stop along dat way to L.A.
 
Bubba and Beavis we is so happys dat you will be da beststist mens for Tater
and Odie, but we is not sure what you is plannin' for a bachewlur
party...save us some of dat big, giant raisin, and you better not have no's
stripferts neither...don't do it...notsapoda!!!  Woah, Bubba, is you really
4 whole pounds?  Now dats as much as Rosie and Maxie comibinionated...
 
Celia & Jake, da weddin' will be held on da FML and maybe on the world wide
spiderweb ifn' we can gets everybodies in one place at dat same time...
 
Da Demon, you's will sure be a gweat lemonzine dwiver...since you done
dwives your mom cwazy...We sinks dat all of da fuzzies can fits in one
lemon, what do you sink?
 
Chipper and Gina wants to throw us a brydil porty, and we's is all dooks
about it!!!  Cantelopin' is out of da questions, we is goin' for that big
potato...a full blown weddin'!!!
 
Dizzy & Pogo & Dunkin & Patches & Beeper & Rainy, we's knows all abouts
prizes in da corners....tee he he...
 
Jeri, Mindy and the FFOFF, we got to meet Dayna's suger glider, he was real
neat, had big ol' eyes and was climbin' all over our Da, and all 4 of us
sifters is gettin' along greats, we's all over da place and climbin'
everyting...
 
To the Scherschel Family...we is pwayin' for Tasha at dat Rainbow Bridge
every night!
 
Friar Tuck & Antaeus & Xena, you is welcomed as bouncers and wardancers
extraordinair!
 
Xena, write some mail to Chipper and Gina about dat bachelorette porty ting,
and we girls would loves to see some Chip n' Dale dancers...aren't dey dose
chipmonkeys on TV?  Dey sure has cute wittle cheeks and stripes...tee he he
 
Wells, we is tired of reading mail for da night...we will write more
repliewoods tomorrows...
 
It sure is a good ting dat we gots so many bouncers for da weddin' cause we
been hearing on dat grapevine in da back yard dat a band of unruly skunks is
plannin' to crash da reception and squirt stinky stuff at all us fewwets...
does anyone have any umberellas?
 
Love and dooks,
 
Rosie, Maxie, Miss Wiggles, and Samantha...
[Posted in FML issue 1639]