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Richard Beveridge <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 22 Feb 1996 08:46:24 -0800
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To FLO
Please include in handbook on How to Rid Household of Cats
If aggressive actions don't work....  try passive When kitty is close by and
in sight of humans, get within a couple of ferret tails of object kitty and
start scratching like mad at your neck,leg, tail....whatever part you think
appropriate.Do not scratch until you get close to the cat.  The human will
eventually link your scratching with being close to the cat.  Once your
human has accepted this he/she will be looking suspiciously at said cat
every time you scratch.  Cat will be given a flea bath every time you
scratch, or better still...will be thrown outside and not allowed in the
house.  Either way you reach your objective.  Cats hate baths....Cats hate
being put outside....  Cats hate being blamed for something they didn't do.
[Posted in FML issue 1486]

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