I sure did something to get on someone's sh*t list.  I'm not quite sure who
did it, but all I can say is they're lucky I didn't see them doing it.  I
was just about to go to bed when I notice that someone has left me a little
present on my pillow.  No, its not a nice little mint like in nice hotels.
Its a fresh ferret turd.  Oooh, they really know where to hit you don't
they?  I was one mad mother ferret.
 
Gee, do you think it had anything to do with a trip to the V-E-T that day?
 
Jena, Bee & Bear (the vengeful pair)
[Posted in FML issue 1459]