My dearest Wiggles,
Dis here's Rush again. Sorry I wuz gone. I just had ta ask ya sumptin'. Here
goes. Well....um.... Will youse marry me? This may seem a widdle bit sudden
(seein's we just met) but I wuv u vewy vewy much. Please? I is albino too ya
know. Please ask your Da if youse can marry me.
Hope to hear from youse soon.
Wuv & Dooks from Yours Truly,
Rush
[Posted in FML issue 1667]