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Dear FML - The report of my shoot-out with ferret thieves has been somewhat
exaggerated in the re-telling. I did not kill the thieves. I did not shoot
out ALL their tires. Yes, I was involved in just a small gun-fight. The
ferrets were saved. The full story is coming out in the October issue of
The Independent Voice and I am sorry, since it is copyrighted to The Voice,
I cannot tell you more right now. However, if I do say so myself, I am an
excellent marks-woman with my trusty Smith & Wesson 38; and the rescued
ferrets are doing well, now. And I do think the thieves were quite shocked
that I had a gun too.
Apparently, in an issue of FML, I made a mistake with my phone number. I
apologize to those who tried to reach me and got a church instead. I am
available for nursing care advice by e-mail; or by telephone, 24 hours a day.
My telephone numbers are - 703-765-4353- home; and 703-765-3112 - work.
Again, my apologies. This was not a subtle message for you to start praying.
Got to run - a very long day and must get home to see what havoc the little
darlings have wrought upon my humble abode today. Probably removed the
wallpaper. Sigh. regards, meg
[Posted in FML issue 1329]
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