Bob: It just occurred to me that you might try using a fuzzie or two as
seeing-eye ferrets.  Okay, so they might not be real good at stopping on
street corners, but just think of all the interesting places they'd take
you!  I imagine you with a harnessed brace of mustelids, squeezing behind
the refrigerator and up into that special place in the box springs.  Hope
you're back to yourself soon.  (Your daughter is doing a great job
"speaking" for you, but if she accumulates many more date hours you'll never
see her again!)
 
Best regards,
        Dina Stevenson  [log in to unmask]
[Posted in FML issue 1419]