This is a test.  This is only a test.
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This has been a test of the Emergency Treat Alarm.
If this had been an actual emergency, The type you just saw would have been
followed by instructions detailing the nearest treat location, and
instructions on how to properly distribute said treat.
 
Once again, this is only a test.
 
[Moderator's note: I almost erased this until I noticed what it was! BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 1419]