'On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, twelve ferrets
dancing, eleven fuzzies nipping, ten ferrets jumping, nine cute kits, eight
hobs a' dooking, seven fuzballs sleeping, six fuzzy kisses, -five ferr--et
tubes-; four dooking jills, three juicy raisins, two ferret treats, and a
-ferr-et - in- a- sock drawer.'
 
You'll have to supply your own tune but we think you'll get the idea. Merry
Christmas to all from,
 
Mee Maw, Paw Paw, Tater and the nine tiny reindeer (Well mam, they sure look
like cats to me.  - Do your best John Wayne inpersonation when reading this
last line.) -;)
[Posted in FML issue 1407]