OK Shelly - You got me!  The story about the ferrets and the plants and the
dumpster.  Yep, You got me.  Oh I was ready to nail you to the wall.  All I
could think was WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?  and DO YOU HAVE A CLUE WHO YOU
ARE TALKING TO HERE?  Then the punch line.  WHEW!  You made a funny.  I, on
the other hand, almost wet my pants.  Maybe we should start a shelter for
abused and unwanted plants of ferret owners......  Thanks for your (not)poor
attempt at humor and my condolences about your plants.
 
KIM BLACK
[Posted in FML issue 1550]