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Date: | Tue, 16 Jul 1996 09:53:10 PST |
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I'm a resident of Portland, OR anxiously following the "sightings" of Bob
Church. No one I know has actually seen this person and I'm beginning to
doubt his existence.
One E-mail mentioned seeing him at the Portland Ferret Fun Match. This is
clearly a hoax since that Fun Match isn't scheduled until Aug 11. Others
claimed to see him at Eugene's Fun Match, however I discount these sighting
due to heat-induced hallucinations. The temp was predicted to be over 100.
Rumor has it that a video-tape exists showing Bob Church jumping around with
a ferret in his pants. Like most UFO and alien photos, the tape has a
grainy quality and could be just a man in a gorilla suit.
Other stories place Bob at a local brew-pub, sharing a drink with Elvis and
Jimmy Hoffa. These stories are unconfirmed. A current rumor is that
computer glitches are the reason for his lack of public appearances.
Perhaps Bob Church is a creation of cyberspace, a cousin to Max Headroom?
I'll be out of town for the next 2 weeks, searching for a Lock Ness type
creature in southern Wis. My friends at the Oregon Ferret Assoc will be on
the lookout for Bob Church. He may attend a meeting on the 20th, but my
hunch is there's a better chance Bigfoot will show.
(To the serious FMLers--Sorry for the humor, I'll make up a sad story next
time)
[Posted in FML issue 1633]
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