*** Alpha General Rowdy here,
I am going to give valuable info. to Irena the confused ferret parent :-)
but only because you FLO operatives NEED this info. too!!! I am not silly
enough to think the Humans do not read these reports!
As for how your darling little FLO operative got onto the bathroom cabinet I
can probably tell you exactly how that occurred as I am a professional in
this tactic myself. I quite easliy learned that if I hop up real good I can
gain access to the little space at the back of the toilet seat. Then I jump
to the back of the toilet and then at my house it is a mere little walk to
the cabinet top. In your case she may be leaping to it as well. As for the
medicine cabinet trick I will have to discuss her technique for that with
her. I have yet to try this as the darn Big Ferret always comes in when she
hears things come crashing down and removes me from there. I will have to
be more stealthy and resist the wonderful urge to "ransack" the cabinet top
so that I have the time to figure out the medicine cabinet!! So all FLO
members: You now have your newest orders. Practice the Toilet Technique
every opportunity you have. PErfect it and RANSACK EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
***Alpha General Rowdy over and out!
(From the BIG FERRET, Darn I hear that critter in there as we speak!! SHE
wrote this and then ran in to do it again!!!!! No wonder I have lost 40
lbs. since these guys joined my family!!!!!)
Kelleen & the INSANE Animal House
[Posted in FML issue 1554]