FLO ALERT - Need Help Penetrating Critical Under Stove Area
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Attention all FLO Operatives: Agents Scooter and Paddington need aid in
recapturing critical under stove region.  Under stove region has been FLO
territory since establishment of IH (Idiot Human) Headquarters in this area
approximately middle January.
 
Access to under stove region and refrigerator region has recently been
blocked by IH operatives using crude wooden blockade materials.  FLO agents
were able to gain access to back of stove despite blockade.  IH agents
recently attempted to reblockade back of stove using advanced chemical
weaponry.  Exact nature of chemical weaponry is unknown, but label is known
to read,
 
"Chile Today, Hot Tamale.  Gourmet Peppers.  Habenero Powder.  Hottest
Pepper in the World.  100% Pure - 300,000 Scoville Units."
 
Chemical weaponry has proven devestatingly effective, and Agents Paddington
and Scooter are unable to do more than sniff the agent and immediately
vacate the area.  Under stove area is CRITICAL to success of FLO missions,
as it is completely inaccessible to IH operatives.  Repeat, CRITICAL.
Please send chemical anti-agent for Habenero Powder or appropriate size gas
masks and protective suits.  Time is of the essence!
 
- Agents Paddington and Scooter
[Posted in FML issue 1503]