I just came upon a great one the other day,
 
You know your ferret is spoiled when the box of raisins in the cupboard
tho never opened has really dried out raisins in it so you prechew them
so it won't be such a strain on the fuzzy..........
 
Yes I admit I am powerless over ferrets and my addiction to them for I
ACTUALLY did this!
 
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*          Kelleen & The INSANE Animal House        *
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*          President & Founder of                   *
 
*F.A.N.G. - Ferret Association of Neverending Glee  *
*Location : Boise, Idaho                            *
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*I'll take a good animal over a good mate anyday,   *
*all THEY want is lots of love and great chow!!!!   *
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1422]