Things I have given up:
1) Fuzzy toilet seat covers.
2) floor plants
3) E-Z open cabinets
4) long vacations
5) leaving the TV flipper anywhere I please
6) leaving my drinks anywhere I please
7) open doors
8) flouncing down in the furniture without looking
9) showers alone
and number 10
THE ENTIRE MASTER BATHROOM
[Posted in FML issue 1622]