Ferrets have made the Top Ten several times before:
Top Ten Rejected NFL Team Names
#2 The Greasy Ferrets
And my personal favorites:
Top Ten Least Visited New York City Tourist Attractions
#2 Mookie-Land
Top Ten Least-Used Hyphenated Words
#1 Mookie-proofed
My house is Mookie-proofed!
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Stan, Terrie & Jen, with ***MOOKIE***, Psycho, Cecil & Cocoa in Toronto
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[Posted in FML issue 1534]