Okay, I can't resist, I have to join in:
You know your ferrets are spoiled when...
You bring in all your plants from outside when the weather turns cold.  You
put them on the floor as you bring them in, and before you can put them up
on a table, the little fuzzbeans have discovered them and have a great time
digging in the dirt.  You watch them dig up all your plants because they
are having so much fun.  Then when they get tired, you re-pot all the
plants, put them on the table, sweep up the dirt, and put the broken stems
in water, telling yourself that the floor needed to be swept anyway, the
plants should probably be repotted anyway, and you really did want to take
cuttings from the impatiens.  (P.S.  I totally understand their fixation
with digging in dirt; I get a high from it also.)
[Posted in FML issue 1349]