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Date: | Mon, 1 Jan 1996 23:05:15 -0600 |
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To all--
I just had to write in about a change in my mental health. I find I have
become impossibly obsessed with ferrets, in particular, my own ferret Gizmo.
I find him popping up in my dreams with alarming frequency. I doodle his
fuzzy face when I should be doing calculus. I spend way too much time
picking his fur off my sweaters and examing the strand at every angle. I
suspect my family is plotting against me, trying to get me into ferret
detox. I think some body is following me, plotting to grab me, and stuff me
into a van, most likely a black, late model Ford, and cart me off to a dark
room in an unsanitary institution, where I will not be allowed to watch
Beastmaster, or Kindergarden Cop. I hear them wispering when they think I
am not listening. I feel time is running out... (This is just a joke, I am
not a paranoid, psychotic, ferret-toting NUT).
Maria.
[Posted in FML issue 1431]
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