i am seth the amazing wonder ferret
do not tell my person i am using her account or i will bite you
she says i might get another ferret soon    hmmm
she says she has to find a way from here to iowa to get him
this is texas
that is far
but if she says she can do it i will just have to be patient  grr
i hope he does not steal my raisins
if he is mean i will not share my toys
i am seth the conqueror
for halloween i will be byron    he was a poet
my person will be a ferret for halloween
she will wear a collar    ha ha ha
i hate collars
 
-seth the mighty
[Posted in FML issue 1358]