I know someone has probably mentioned this before but I can't seem to
locate the info: How can I subscribe to Modern Ferret?  I'm jealous :)
[Moderator's note: I forwarded info. BIG]
 
    You know your ferret is spoiled when she goes in the "wrong corner",
you pick her up and firmly yell No!  and then proceed to say, "Mommy's
sorry Trilly, I didn't mean to yell at you.  Here, want some linatone?"
 
I know it's pretty pathetic :)
 
Lauren
 
         Yumm... Linatone!            Yumm... Raisins!
  "---"  /                     "---"  /
 (=o=o=)                      (=o"o=)
   \o/   _---_                  \*/   _---_
   /=\__/     \______           / \__/     \______
  _|_|----_|_|------           _|_|----_|_|------
 
      Trillian                       Zaphod
[Posted in FML issue 1355]