I AM DA HAMSTA! (a hamster)
I am nothing like ferrets. I have large incisor teeth, while ferrets have
large canine teeth like cats and dogs. Ferrets are in the mustilid family,
and I am in the rodentia family. Don't forget that ferrets will chase us
and probably kill us. Anybody that thinks ferrets are rodents is the
regular misguided human.
Da Hamsta
[Posted in FML issue 1685]