Special Message To:  FLO
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The cure is very simple, but agonizing.  Have NH put poptarts on top of
_VERY_ high bookcase (recommend at least 1.5', but then, I don't see too
well and don't like heights, so if you actually like high places, you might
have to go for 2'!).  Withdrawl commences almost immediately!  VERY
FRUSTRATING!!!  However, be brave, think of the cause!  Withdrawl is almost
never fatal!  We have had 100% survival (population size=1) for fruitloop
withdrawl.  NH dispenses one fruitloop as a very extra really special treat
(after baths).  Large doses of linetone or raisons recommended for temporary
relief.  Recommend establishing support group to help weaker members cope!
 
Good luck!
Special undercover operative 00T Monster!  (licensed to kill toes!)
 
**Megan - "hey!  didn't I turn the computer off last night?  Why is there
fur on my keyboard?  Hey you, yea you!  I know you're not really sleeping!"
[Posted in FML issue 1517]