You know your ferrets are spoiled when they go doo-doo all over the wood
floors, leaving permanent stains that can't be removed except by paying
someone to sand and polish the wood with a new, tougher, stain-resistant
coat, and you still love them, anyway.  In fact, you think they are the
most wonderful pets on Earth.  Hah!
 
Linda, owned by (in order of appearance) Espie, Frankie, Lucky Charm, and
                Angel (the one who even goes doo-doo on my bed!!)
[Posted in FML issue 1345]