Oh, and I forgot to tell you, we have an electric train that choo-choos
around the bottom of the tree.  And the ferrets think this is THE COOLEST
THING on earth.  They chase it around as fast as they can sometimes jumping
on for a ride!  The cats, however, are frightened to death, so we can only
use it when the felines are napping (or when we are in a particularly evil
mood)...
[Posted in FML issue 1382]