This is in response to the FML'r who wants to know what we call our
ferrets..  I want my *SPECIAL CERTIFICATE* ;)
 
So.. aside from the usual: Carpet Sharks, Fur Snake, Blanket Weasel, Fuzz
Butt, Weasel Face, Bumwalker (like skywalker: use the box Luke, use the
box! Come over to the dark side luke.. use the corner!... sorry...),
Pooper, and our all time most common term: fink.  As in where's the fink?
Which one?
The Pooper.
Oh you mean the FAT one..
Yeah where's the Fat fink?
 
ferret-face, toe biter, rug miners, speedbump, snaggle tooth, wierdo...
 
Their names are Biff and Peppermint, but that would be too easy... we
usually call them Fatso and Fink, or Pooper and Pepper.
 
Do I get a *SPECIAL CERTIFICATE* now?  Do I do I?  Is it _raisin_
flavoured???
 
Steve:
Servant to two carpet sharks, keeper of the Linatone, and shaker of
the blankets....
[Posted in FML issue 1381]