Here's something silly to think about: What would your ferrets dress
up as on Halloween if they were going to go trick or treating?
 
Cinderella--undercover agent "What's this I found under the covers?
            An ankle--chomp!"
Ralph--building inspector "Sorry lady, I'm gonna have to rip
       out this tile and find out what's behind the wall"
Harry--construction engineer for the 3rd Harbor Tunnel, Boston
       "Dig we must"
[Posted in FML issue 1357]