To the multitalented Michael Burkhard:
 
>Many were dragged by the scruffs to sick bay where our Ve'trin Arian
>Doctor Williams of the Fer Federation planet A'fip Mil took care of
>everyone in with his usual good skill.
 
   My god Jim, I'm a doctor, not a referee!!!
 
>Personal note: discuss with Dr. Williams his rational behind his limiting the
>number of raisins produced by each replicator.  Some of the crew have been
>complaining about this "health" policy.  I am glad to have my own stash of
>raisins in my personal Hidey-Hole.
 
    Captain - Have been working with engineering and have developed a new
generation of Synth-Raisins - all of the flavor with none of the fiber.
Multiflavored also - care to try an Earl Graisin?  (They're great HOT,
also) Remember, as the Captain, you must set the example....
 
Bruce Williams, DVM, DACVP
Dept. of Vet Path, AFIP
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Chief Pathologist, AccuPath
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[Posted in FML issue 1277]