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Date: | Thu, 29 Feb 1996 23:37:11 -0500 |
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Agent Curtis, who always gets the crappy jobs, reports:
"Guelph FLO Activity History:"
"According to his "sent-mail" files, Commander Dodger has transmitted the
following through the FML Relay:
1457: "Feline Defence Initiative vs. Ferret Liberation Organization"
1470: "Ferret Liberation Organization, Part II"
1483: "FLO Part III: Re-enforcements Have Arrived"
"FLO agents submitted approximately one dozen reports between issues 1457
and 1470. After issue 1470, agents issued approximately two or three
reports a day. The evil "Long Hosed Sucky Thing" was first reported in
the late 1470's. CKP reports predate the LHST sightings."
"The Commander does not know if the FLO was active pre-1996."
"The FLO ruthlessly stole its name, as any ferret terrorist organization
should, from a now unknown poster sometime between issues 1440 and 1450."
"Military training was provided by the "Neutral" Human Nic, who received the
CD-ROM "Command and Conquer" for his birthday from his female counterpart in
January, and subsequently suffered a serious addiction. "Neutral" Human
Lynn suffered months of the sounds of military combat and communication.
The three-machine computer network lies in FLO territory. Human Lynn was
coerced to file FLO reports from the network as Human Nic, distracted,
planned virtual military initiatives."
"Commander Dodger and I are but one small arm of the FLO. We hope that our
base report helps you track down the transmissions of all our FLO
comrades-in-short-arms-and-legs. Their work should not go without credit."
Curtis out.
/Lynn.
[Posted in FML issue 1493]
[Posted in FML issue 1493]
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