I would like to apply for a formal name change for my ferret "Silver".
She has not been silver for over a year now. She's white in the summer and
cream in the winter. So she looks like an ermine. That is her new
name-Ermintrude-Erma-Ermione-better known as BAD FERRET! She, too is a
licker and biter. She is also a leg-climber. I had to go lock her up just
now to preserve my hide. The question is----is that what she WANTED?
Karen Vance
[Posted in FML issue 1382]